What am I doing here?

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What am I doing here?

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I am supposed to swim in the sea, enjoy fresh air, rest in the sun...

Can someone plz ban me for a week? :-/
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Oh, it's very nice at the sea, by the way!
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Cool-) but hey... wait a second... I don't see the secret Roland agent anywhere!! Where is he -))
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Oh, of course he's here. He's swimming across the bay in a shark disguise, to ensure no one disturbs my rest.
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. . . I had to come back in! That water was too cold! It made everything shrink! . . . Hey Art! . . . Could I trouble you for a little more tanning oil? . . . Thanks.
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LOL -))))
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Agent, I woke up today but there was no sushi on the table... How come? And don't tell me you were "showing the seaside" to those beach chicks again.
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Oh come on man... The guy was most likely trying to keep his girlfriend Bernice dressed -)) hmmm.. somehow I feel it didn't come out right. What I meant is that they went shopping -))))
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And don't tell me you were "showing the seaside" to those beach chicks again.
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I can't help it! . . . These stupid chicks seem to want to follow me everywhere!! . . . Oh yeah! . . . Would you like the 'Makizushi' or the 'Chirashizushi' sushi, Art?

BTW G-Man, Thanks for your support!
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I've had so much dried fish today that I can barely move my lips, so you are lucky this time. Just massage my feet and you can continue with those chicks.
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Yeezz Mothster!. . .

(Crap! . . . Another foot massage!! My back is killing me!)
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LOL -)) SRA, try not to bite any sharks outhere.. they are protected by the law -)) but hey... your a SRA after all... it should be enough even for the authorities -)
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I wonder where to find Agent Shark when you need him... :-P
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G-Man, agent actually has to bite sharks to be able to make shark sushi for me, as Japanese are cutting down all expenses and he can no longer afford any proper weapon. He also sold his last spine to go to a movie theater with those chicks.
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Cyclops, costs cutting got to agent Shark as well, and now he has to work part-time as an actor. You will see him in "Jaws 12", although only in a short episode when they show a shark barbeque in a restaurant.
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