An insight into the Roland Clan server

[Artemiy]

Hey all,

just wanted to share some information about our hosting provider which we use since the beginning of 2009 (thanks to the funds we've collected from your kind donations). These nice guys are called EasyName and are located in Vienna, Austria.

This is how the servers look like:

[Artemiy]

These are fire extinguishers for when we have very hot discussions. To tone down whiners, sometimes we have to exhaust 3-4 of these!

[Artemiy]

This is our main Dark Enegry Generator:

[Artemiy]

And here is where we collect the anti-matter. It is almost enough of it there to destroy the Yamaha and Korg R&D centers.

[G-Man]

Wow... pretty cool;)) there is no reason to destroy Korg and Yamaha or anyone else now because the Fantom G is the most powerful workstation ever made. Actually theese guys are useful because if there wouldn't be anyone left for the competition, the guys at Roland may become lazy-)) and I want to see some 16 part multitimbral ARX expansion board before I'll be 75 years old-)) but hey... wait a second.. where is the mind manipulation machine that makes you so famous??;)

[secret Roland agent]

I'm thinking that Artemiy must own shares in this company! The guys at 'EasyName' even quote him in their customer testimonials!

That Artemiy is one smart cookie; getting his forum members to buy him valuable shares in a successful internet server company!! ;>)

sRa

[Artemiy]

SRA, notice I did not actually post a link to their site, but you did... Seems like you own some of their shares as well

[Rodan]

Wow! That is SOME battery backup!

[JazzXR]

This looks like a cooling system rather than fire est...isn't it?

[secret Roland agent]

@Agent Artemiy!

SRA, notice I did not actually post a link to their site, but you did... Seems like you own some of their shares as well

Yes! I was going to talk to you about that! It seems that 'our' website at http://easyname.eu is not quite performing 'up- to snuff', 'so-to-speak'! I've been doing some figuring and . . . these numbers are a rough estimate!

Website Worth: $ 13,583 USD (€ 9,228 EUR)
Yearly Ads Revenue: $ 11,458 USD (€ 7,784 EUR)
Monthly Ads Revenue: $ 955 USD (€ 649 EUR)
Daily Ads Revenue: $ 30.80 USD (€ 20.93 EUR)
Daily Pageviews: 39,417
Daily Unique Pageviews: 25,795
Daily Unique Visitors: 3,850

What does 3,850 unique visitors per day mean to us?
1. They can fit in 15,400 sq ft. room.
2. Their weight of feces is 9,625 pounds per day (3,426,500 pounds/year).
3. They are waiting in a long line. The line distance is 2.19 miles.
4. They need to drink 1,925 gallons per day.


That's alot of crap, but not enough!!! It might be time to raddle a few chains! (or feed them more)

sRa

[PauloF]

JazzXR,
Indeed it is the fire extinguisher system !!

[JazzXR]

wow!!!!

[Grammar Wombat]

4. They need to drink 1,925 gallons per day.

Gallons of what?

[Nord72]

No, This system is part of the Sprinkler system.

[Nord72]

What a nice Holset Turbocharger, but where is the blow of valve and the electronic boost controller ?!...what a waste of free energy
Anyway this kind of backup system design didnt changed so much in the last 100 years