Please!! Tell me it isn't true!!!

[secret Roland agent]

Artemiy states -

Ladies and gentlemen, I have sad information for you now. Grammar Wombat just passed away due to a heart attack

. *sniff*

[Artemiy]

Calm down, agent, I heard Wombats have 128 lives! Wish he had 256, but RAM was expensive back in the days when he was born.

[cyclops]

Artemiy, you can always upgrade Wombat to "Grammar Wombat XF", with 2GBytes of non-volatile flash RAM!

[Artemiy]

Nice product ad placement, cyclops!

[scradge]

Is this my fault? terribly sorry.

Also, what kind of sicko didnt make Wombats upgradable?

I mean thats lack of future proofing if ever i heard it.

[Grammar Wombat]

Death broke at once the vital chain, and freed his soul the nearest way.

--Samuel Johnson

Yes, indeed, Grammar Wombat DOES BIER.

This grave outcome would never have occurred if "Spell Check" software was available in the British Isles.

I… uh… he will be missed.

Please send flowers care of Gramma Wombat. Sweet, succulent and delicious ones would be most appreciated.