It was a dark stormy night and after I'd cranked the drawbridge back up over the moat I went into the basement and began to re-engineer my Roland Fantom X6. It wasn't like it wasn't useful anymore, it was that there were so many more things that I wanted it to do. Thirty seven trips to Radio Shack in the past seven months had proven many of my theorems correct and Albert Einstein was rolling over in his gr ave. I had the tools. I had the intelligence. I was going to make the world's first flying keyboard workstation and become the world's richest man. It would reach mach 6 on the middle C and arpeggiate my sorry bum across the Atlantic in 5.7 milliseconds. I could shake hands with that asshole Obama and fart on the doorstep of Buckingham Palace nearly simultaneously.
But then I woke up.
But then I woke up.
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